Quotes About Awkward

This half-puzzled, awkward surprise is yours; you cannot hear me or quite make me out. Formalities preserve us: perhaps I too am a shade.

Through these observations I began to see her as less of a goddess and more of a person. She was funny, thoughtful, at times awkward. She was, in fact, someone not so different from me: a human being trapped inside a teenager's body, waiting for the world to begin.

There is now a Starbucks in my pants.

This is the part where I should probably do that thing Arland does," Sean said quietly. "Where he announces that he isn't a poet, but a humble awkward soldier, and then composes a sonnet on the spot.

I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus," Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me.

He glued the chair to my ass." Silence.

What is more tormenting than a meeting after a long time, when all the words fall to the ground like dead things, and the spirit that should animate them floats disembodied in the air? We both felt its presence.

She stood there awkwardly, incapable of further theatre.

He had the awkward tenderness of someone who has never been loved and is forced to improvise

Anything awful makes me laugh. I misbehaved once at a funeral.

I abhor nothing more than bumping into someone I know on the Tube.

I think David Letterman is a genius. Night after night he is funny and smart. He seems to really enjoy his jokes. They seem connected to who he really is. I like watching him, and there is no one better at turning an awkward moment into something very funny.

My strangest auditioning experience was when I was reading for a TV show, and right when I started the audition, the casting director left the room and yelled at me from the hallway to keep reading.

I feel like I get a tweet every other day: 'Can Thomas Rhett's dancing get any more awkward?' Which is hilarious to me. But I like to move, what can I say?

I suffered when I was in my late twenties and early thirties. I was awkward, I stuck out, I was nerdy.

I had the longest awkward phase. I had braces for 3 years; I cut my own bangs too far back and they looked like a bowl cut, and I broke my nose twice.

I've been shy twice. Once when I saw Matthew Bomer and once when I saw Adam Levine. I couldn't say anything, literally.

I'm always in situations where you can't be funny, and yet I want to do it anyway.

You'd be amazed at the number of people who want to introduce themselves to you in the men's room. It's the most bizarre part of this entire thing.

Body hair. You know when you're swimming as a kid and you want to crawl on your dad? None of us went anywhere near him. 'My god, a beaver! Everyone out of the pool!

I love the gym, but I still want to look a bit awkward at it. I don't want to look too on top of it, you know?

I keep having these bros come up to me and say, "I used to watch you when I was a fetus," and I just want to kill them.

Um,' he said, because she was smiling at him and he was an idiot.

But he didn't seem surprised to see her. 'Hey.' 'Hey, yourself.' Okay, that was stupid. Her grandmother used to say Hey, yourself. Great, she was turning into her grandmother at the most inopportune time. She didn't want to sound like a well-adjusted sixty-year-old.