Quotes About Awkward

But imagine there's this thing that always sits there in the room with you. And everyone knows it's there and no one will ever say a single goddamn word about it until it becomes like an extra person living in your house that you have to make room for. And if you bring it up, they pretend they don't know what you're talking about.

After an awkward pause, Bast extended his hand. Chronicler hesitated for a bare moment before reaching out quickly, as if he were sticking his hand into a fire. Nothing happened, both of them seemed moderately surprised. "Amazing, isn't it?" Kvothe addressed them bitingly. "Five fingers and flesh with blood beneath. One could almost believe that on the other end of that hand lay a person of some sort.

Madge didn't appear to be around. I had no idea what I would say to Madge when I finally saw her. 'Sorry I killed a couple of guys out by your pool, and oh by the way I need a refill on my coffee' didn't

If you look back on the breakups that you've had, whether it's a long relationship or a one-night stand, it's always awkward.

Judith realised, with horror, that they were heading over to talk to her, and couldn't find, at a quick glance, anyone else she knew well enough to get into a conversation with. There were, just occasionally, drawbacks to being a nasty old bitch.

It was as unsatisfying as a handjob from someone wearing an oven mitt.

October, many crossing the street to avoid him

This might make for an awkward situation. I have a talent for awkward situations.

description by the former girlfriend of a grossly overweight MP, who had said that making love to him was like having a wardrobe fall on top of her with the key still in the door. That