Quotes About Awkward

That awkward moment when you say 'Hey' to someone on facebook chat, and seconds later they sign out. How Rude.

That awkward moment when you have no friends in the class and your teacher says 'pair up.'

I tried Zumba, but I laughed the entire time! I was so bad, it's embarrassing.

When I was a little kid, I used to really embarrass my parents.

When little kids come up to me, I'm a fully-grown adult, and that's always weird to me.

She stared at the King. The King stared back. It was a disaster.

Weede si alzò in piedi per un secondo e piegò leggermente le ginocchia - come faceva sempre mio padre quando le mutande gli si incagliavano in qualche anfratto delle regioni inguinali, spiegando a me bambino che quel gesto era l'unica alternativa civile al disincagliamento manuale, sport preferito di emarginati e pazzi.

I found to my surprise that at the start they'd been nearly as bewildered by me as I by them. It never occurred to me that my behavior could seem to them anything but awkward and provincial, certainly not that it would appear as enigmatic as it in fact did.

I would turn on the TV, but its so embarassing.

Lucern felt himself "She called my erections wonderful?" Entienne just gaped, then raised a fist to knock on his brother's forehead as if it were a door "Hello! Earth calling Luc! She thinks it's rigor mortis.

He did smile at her, though, but she did not return the smile. Her teeth were somewhere in the house.

Booker Sistrunk sat awkwardly with his hands behind him and continued the mouthing: "You oughtta be ashamed of yourself, treating a brother like this." "The white guy's gettin' the same treatment," Ozzie said. "You're violating my civil rights." "And you're violatin' mine with your mouth. Now shut up or I'll lock you under the jail. We got a little basement down there.

the most awkward and least convincing coronation day in French history.

Among these contemptuous women, poor Germaine had the disadvantage of being young--and almost pretty, in a shy, mousy way. She possessed the nonspecific clumsiness of someone who makes such a constant effort to be inconspicuous that she is creatively awkward--without meaning to, Germaine hoarded attention to herself; her almost electric nervousness disturbed the atmosphere surrounding her.

They were involved in that awkward procedure of getting to unknow each other. That

though there was nothing wrong with Garp's hands – they just seemed to be clumsy at masturbation. 'Garp!

I always made an awkward bow.

There was no latent snobbery in us; we didn't find any in them. It was only that we could feel a deep and sincere difference between us and them, a difference which everyone struggled with awkward fortitude to bridge.

There's an attraction to emotional clusters or hypocrisies or awkwardness. A desire to expose something or point at something that's already poking out.

The chili I ate made for an explosive bathroom experience. I don't know how to put this delicately, but I missed the toilet entirely.

That awkward moment when you're not lying, and you ACTUALLY LEFT YOUR HOMEWORK HOME.

That awkward moment when I'm drunk and you're still ugly...

That awkward moment when you call someone out for being fake...and they are.

That awkward moment when your used-to-be-friend starts talking about you to your right-now-friend when your in the motherfu..ing room.