Quotes About Sarcasm

There's a helluva distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.

Don't look at me in that tone of voice.

That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.

Emma has just rung and sarcastically asked me if I was ever planning on asking her out again. After fighting back my initial reaction to answer 'only if you're going to put out this time,' I told her that, in these days of equality, it was her turn to ask me. Which, amazingly enough, she did.

Billy walked up to the car and bent down to look inside. 'Major Foster, what a pleasant surprise,' he said sarcastically. 'I'm glad you've popped round; it gives me the chance to tell you to f**k off.' Foster smiled in response

Life! Don't talk to me about life.

It's impossible to say. Normal motives don't necessarily apply to psychopathic personalities. Jeffrey Dahmer murdered and cannibalized seventeen people, three of whose skulls were found in his refrigerator." "That's perfectly rational behavior," said Desh sarcastically. "He just didn't want them to spoil.

They weren't really looking for repentance; postmodern irony would do. When

I am sarcastic and dry, but I also have a pretty huge zest for life.

Unfortunately for novelists, real life is getting way too funny and far-fetched.

I can be much more sarcastic and, I think, sometimes withering in my assessments of things than I allow to show in my public life.

God bless the homicidal maniacs. They make life worthwhile.

Are you always a smartass?' Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.

Are you always a smartass?' Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

If done right, kidnapping can be a positive experience for everyone.

Sincere empathy works wonders. Sarcastic empathy backfires every time.

I think my sense of humor is Jewish. I'm smarter than most white people, which is kind of a Jewish thing, too.

I've noticed that when people are joking they're usually dead serious, and when they're serious, they're usually pretty funny.

They say men can never experience the pain of childbirth. They can... if you hit them in the goolies with a cricket bat for fourteen hours.

If God wanted us to bend over he would put diamonds on the floor

Suddenly, the gods have stopped saying yes and have started making really obnoxious farting noises. In my face. With their armpits.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die." —MEL BROOKS

She tried to allow herself only one biting remark an hour, and she had already overstepped her allowance.