Quotes About Sarcasm

What I don't like is snark for snark's sake. If you are going to make fun of me, at least be witty while doing it.

Barack Obama, foreign policy wizard. I just have to laugh.

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

I got into therapy in the fifth grade because I said in a sarcastic way that I was going to kill myself, and they didn't get it then. Nothing's changed.

There's a thin line between mockery and endorsement.

My major vice is sarcasm with a side of caffeine addiction.

Neither irony nor sarcasm is argument.

Neither irony or sarcasm is argument.

I barely speak English, but I'm fluent in throwing shade.

Chicks, man, am I right? They crazy," you say. "Yes, what IS the deal with over half the human population of the planet? They're definitely all 100% insane," Horatio replies sarcastically.

Some cheap do-it-yourself enlightenment handbook, Nirvana for halfwits.

He lacked the energy to work the crowd, he was fresh out of innocuous drivel... Saggy boobs, ran the thought balloon in his head. Bunfaced tofubrain. Thumbsucking posterboy. Fridgewoman. Sell his granny. Wobble-bummed bovine. Bladderheaded jerk.

I don't want any vegetables, thank you. I paid for the cow to eat them for me.

What I claim is to live to the full the contradiction of my time, which may well make sarcasm the condition of truth.

He sneered with the impatience of people listening to the obvious lies of others.

You will obey the rules, won't you?" he asked suddenly. Mixture of menace and sarcasm. And maybe a little affection, too. "Of course!" Again I shrugged. "What are they, by the way? I've forgotten. Oh, we don't make any new vampires; we do not wander

And what if you're trying to knock out another man, she said, sarcastic. There was no expression in his cool blue eyes. Then I kiss him, he said in the calmest of voices. Now you try it.

Any game plan? Xypher asked Sin. Don't die. I like it. Simple, bold. Impossible. Works for me. Kat scoffed at his sarcasm. What are you bitching about, Xypher? You're already dead. He laughed. You know, for once, it's good to be me.

Well, someone slap my butt and give me a hero cookie. (Nick)

Is he a good boy? (Cherise) No, Mom, he's Satan incarnate. In fact, once it's over, we're going to get liquored up and tattooed, then find some cheap hos and have a good time with his trust fund. (Nick)

Don't you have class today? (Kyrian) Boy, I'm a backwoods Cajun, I ain't never got no class, cher. (Nick) (He cleared his throat and dropped the thick Cajun accent.) And no, today's registration. I've got to figure out what I'm taking next semester. (Nick) I have a few things I need you to do today. (Kyrian) And that is different from any other day how? (Nick) Sarcasm, thy name is Nick Gautier. (Kyrian)

Whoa, what is this? Battle of the Sarcastic and Pissed? Should I make popcorn? Forget American Idol, man. This is much more entertaining. (Kish)

Come home with me, Acheron. I'll make it well worth your while. (Artemis) I have a headache. (Acheron) You've had a headache for two hundred years! (Artemis) And you've had PMS for eleven thousand. (Acheron)

If you want to know the Correct term for me, I'm a Dark-Hunter. Nick digested that word slowly. Which means what? You hunt darkness? Yes, Nick. That's exactly what I do. There's just not enough of it. Now, there was some sarcasm you could cut with a knife.