Quotes About Sarcasm

Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.

I've just got to remind myself that it's hard to express tone and sarcasm and stuff through text.

One of the things I'll always remember from my time with 'Black Mirror' is the sense of all the tongue and cheek, and very, very dark sense of comedy there, too.

The best bloggers have tongue planted firmly in cheek.

I've never felt that using something with tongue in cheek has been a bad thing.

There's not too much Edge in Adam Copeland, but there's a little bit of my sarcasm and my sense of humor, I guess, but I'm not a sleazy, raving maniac like the character of Edge could be.

For me and my entire generation, we took on this kind of sarcastic, ironic, snarkiness because it seemed the most extreme reaction to the earnestness of hippies.

(Sarcasm is not the lowest form of wit, It is an art form dismissed by those too stupid to master it)

This would be really funny if it weren't happening to me.

I took an IQ test and the result came back negative.

Awh hell," muttered Drake, "do you do that to all the human women?" "No, usually they've started taking their clothes off by now. She's beginning to hurt my feelings." (Logan) "We need to get you a paper bag or a scar or something. (Drake) "Yeah," he said in a dry tone. "I'll get right to work on that." (Helen spellbound-meeting Logan the Vampire for the first time)

If you are looking for sympathy, it's betweem shit and syphillis in the dictionary.

Hailey shook her head. "Nobody cares about the meatloaf, Paige. Mitch is in town for six weeks and you could do with a little less tension. Don't want you killing anybody. "So what you're saying is that I have to have sex with Mitch to save lives?" "Absolutely.

To insiders, it was a "scientific" worldview that enabled its possessors to rid themselves and others of all kinds of prejudice and superstition—and incidentally master an aggressive debating style characterized by generous use of sarcasm about the motives and putative "class essence" of opponents.

Arms crossed over that massive chest, the lion looked down his nose at Smitty as only a cat could. "What else have you taught my son? How to chase his tail? Lick his ass?" "Nah, I stuck with the cat basics. Park lazy ass under tree, sleep twenty hours, eat all the food after the females do all the hunting, take a few minutes to roar, then sleep another twenty hours.

Are you two done staring longingly in each other's eyes or should we just take a break?" Now scowling, Dee turned her head and focused on the only idiot really taking the game seriously. Mitch took a step back, grabbing his brother and yanking him in front of his body. "Take him, Dee. Take him!" "You bastard!" Brendon yelped.

Mitch waved his hand in front of his nose. "Christ almighty! What is that funk on you?" Gwen smirked. "Eau de Grizzly.

Stevie! Stevie!" When her sister didn't respond, Charlie released her and threw up her hands. "I've killed her. Of course I've killed her. I knew one day I'd kill you all." Max finally got to her feet. "Good Lord! Get off the cross, we need the wood." "What does that mean?

Sure. Knock yourself out. No, really. Hammer to the head, works every time." Claire

The lyrics were my sarcastic way of realizing you can't be the king of the hill all the time.

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book. I'll waste no time reading it.

Of course she'd told him she would, but if the man hadn't registered her sarcasm, then he wasn't making full use of his ears.

It's what passes for wisdom, being ironic and cynical.

And what's this the cat's dragged in then? Lochinvar,' she said acidly.