Quotes About Sarcasm

The last thing I want my robot to be is sarcastic. I want them to be pragmatic and reliable - just like my dishwasher.

Witticism. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted and seldom noted; what the Philistine is pleased to call a joke.

I'm just funnin' with you." The slang term sounded sarcastic and condescending coming from his mouth, particularly with the intentionally dropped g.

La prima: mai scegliere l'umorismo se non siamo certi di saperlo maneggiare. L'ironia è la sorella laica della misericordia; il sarcasmo, il fratello antipatico dell'intelligenza.

The gas station attendant looks at the car and says, "You got a flat tire." I said, "No, the other three just swelled up."

I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.

It is, and has been, and will forever be, this world of ours, a fucking joke.

She was a southern girl, which is the same as saying she was insane.

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.

Neil Hamburger writes such cutting jokes.

Irony takes nothing away from pathos.

And involuntarily I compared the childish sarcasm, the religious sarcasm of Voltaire with the irresistible irony of the German philosopher whose influence is henceforth ineffaceable.

His voice not only dripped sarcasm but seemed to have spent days marinated in it: "How noble." "Objection!

Where's Vickie?" Vickie was Cora's daughter. "She's spending the night at the McMansion with my ex and his horse-faced wife. Or as I prefer to put it, she's spending the night in the bunker with Adolf and Eva." Grace

I guess my sense of humour leans more towards irony and tongue-in-cheek performance.

Humor is a good way in general to get people together, I think. Of course, Danish humor is more ironic and sarcastic altogether.

Fang (sarcasticaly): Go pick out a tree and I'll carve our initials in it. Max: (screams and goes in the bathroom)

A lot of truth is said in jest.

Surprisingly, Gwendolyn, I have more important things to do with my time, like put bamboo shoots under my nails or drill holes in all my teeth.

I didn't even do anything." "You did ask her if she killed Petrov. I think your exact words were, 'You whacked him, didn't you? You sadistic bitch.'" "Sadistic heifer. And it was just a question.

Good Lord! Get off the cross, we need the wood.

You can get away with saying much more with humor than you can with a straight face

His ideal companion did not know what anger was. Her voice would never drip with sarcasm. And, of course, since she was not real, it was easy for her not to have strong emotions, to be only smiles and cuddles and wholesome perfection.

Hey, Carlos," the Professor says when he walks in. "How was REACH?" "It sucked." "Can you be more specific?" my guardian asks. "It really sucked," I elaborate, sarcasm dripping from every word.