Quotes About Sarcasm

Alex and Carlos—the tag team from hell. They're the last people I need shit from right now. If they decide to trail me, too, I'll have an entire entourage. "I'm fine." "Then sit up and talk to us." "Okay, in that case I'm not fine. Go away." I moan. "Unless you want me to puke all over you.

You were lookin' at me like you wanted to kiss me." I force a laugh. "Yeah, right," I say sarcastically. "Nobody's watchin' if you want to, you know, try it. Not to brag, but I'm somewhat of an expert.

That wouldn't fit my right testicle

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it?

I make love to the beautiful Maria and you make love to your stick!

The Irish and British, they love satire, its a large part of the culture.

I used to love to call L.A. when I lived in New York... Is that the Big One I hear in the background? Bye, you lizard scum! Bye!

Thank you for nothing.

We need to have the courage to say obesity is not funny and vulgarity is not amusing. Insolent children and submissive parents are not the characters we want to admire and emulate. Flippancy and sarcasm are not the qualities which we need to include in our daily conversations.

You're a hard-core cynic

Cut the sarcasm or I'll cut you

Cut the sarcasm. It makes you sound like an even bigger asshole

That's enough of that, Jesse said. Next thing I knew, he'd scooped me up. Only instead of carrying me to my bed and setting me down on it all romantically, you know, like guys do to girls in the movies, he just dumped me onto it, so I bounced around and would have fallen off if I hadn't grabbed the edge of the mattress. Thanks, I said, not quite able to keep all of the sarcasm out of my voice.

All men are pigs and I hope they die and monkeys take over, then things would be way better.

Wow," he said, his voice as sarcastic as before. "I had no idea I was related to such an accomplished detective. Is that where you were the past couple of days? Doing undercover work? Tell me, Detective Oliviera, what else did you and your CSI team learn during your amazing investigation?" "She learned," Mr. Liu said, taking a menacing step forward, "that boys who smart off to ladies often get slapped.

Fleeing the premises? Detective Canavan echos sarcastically. Have you been watching Castle again? It's a reasonable question, I say. And Castle 's a very good show.

No friend had I made there, but I wasn't with this group to make friends, and besides, he sneered too much. I've found that people who sneer are almost always sneering at me.

Of course," she said, "Your Majesty." I admired the way she could make the words sound so much like "You Idiot.

While Mother hostessed and Girlfriend guested, Younger Sister stood up. When there was a pause in their nicing, I made my mouth move smileward: I'd love to stay and talk, but I have to go shoot some heroin now.

I'm going to be just as nasty as you are—but I'm going to do it with more style.

Elves - You can't live with them and there's just no resale value.

I think every big town should contain artificial waterfalls that people could descend in very fragile canoes, and they should contain bathing pools full of mechanical sharks. Any person found advocating a preventive war should be condemned to two hours a day with these ingenious monsters.

I have some sarcastic sides of me.

I like a guy who's sarcastic, serious, sensitive - even just silent. But you have to do it at the right times. That's sexy. To me, it reflects intelligence.