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Quotes About Sarcasm

Ironía. Debe ser irónica e involucrar emocionalmente al destinatario: presentar una situación dramática que sea como un picor que uno ha de rascarse.
~ Blake Snyder
America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
~ Bobcat Goldthwait
Humor is the politeness of despair.
~ Boris Vian
At the best, sarcasms, bitter irony, scathing wit, are a sort of sword-play of the mind. You pink your adversary and he is forthwith dead: and then you deserve to be hung for it.
~ bovee christian nestell vii
Satire is an abuse of wit. It corrects few evils.
~ bovee christian nestell x
Shauna ordered one too. "So you broke up with what's-her-name," she said. "Brandy." "Right. Nice name, by the way. She have a sister named Whiskey?
~ Harlan Coben
Sumire frowned and sighed. "If they invent a car that runs on stupid jokes, you could go far.
~ Haruki Murakami
I didn't even realize I was writing songs - I thought I was just being witty and sarcastic.
~ Halsey
It is a fine line between making fun of the right thing and making fun of the wrong thing. And the language oftentimes is the same.
~ Justin Simien
I don't want to come across the wrong way, which is hard when being funny or sarcastic at times, but I also want to make my posts more interesting.
~ Toni Garrn
Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth.
~ Will Rogers
I came from a blue-collar family where we busted each other's chops and found the funny in tragedies.
~ Jim Breuer
Stuffed animals are sad and scary; they have humorous and tragic qualities.
~ Maurizio Cattelan
Sarcasm is a Manchester trait.
~ Peter Hook
Sarcasm doesn't translate in print at all.
~ Megan Fox
Every once in a while, friends leave sarcastic comments on photos. I know they're joking, but the sarcastic humor doesn't always translate well when I am sitting behind my screen reading it. In person, it's easier to play it off as a joke, but online, it can come across as offensive.
~ Peyton List
Let's go. I don't want to keep you from the things you have to do . . . like plan the next crime wave with your biker gang." "Sure. And you don't want to miss your nail appointment." I cocked my head. "That's tomorrow.
~ Sophie Jordan
Next its gonna be jump off a cliff day.
~ Squidward
Sarcasm is when you tell someone the truth by lying on purpose.
~ Chuck Klosterman, Downtown Owl
Irony regards every simple truth as a challenge.
~ Mason Cooley
Vice is man's nature: virtue is a habit -- or a mask. . . . The foregoing maxim shows the difference between truth and sarcasm.
~ William Hazlitt
Mary, ' said her mother. 'We don't like sarcasm ' 'You mightn't like it, ' said Mary. 'But I love it.
~ Roddy Doyle
Puck stopped his drumming [on his belly] for a brief moment and grinned at Sabrina. I hear they have a lot of plastic surgeons in New York City. If I were you I'd make an appointment for that face as soon as you get there, he quipped. Sabrina scowled and shook a fist at him. Keep it up, stinkpot, and you're going to need a plastic surgeon yourself. Puck winked. No need to get all mushy on me, Grimm.
~ Michael Buckley
Like all of his friends, he considered it a compliment when somebody called him a wiseass.
~ Michael Chabon