Quotes About Sarcasm

sarcastic. It was a crack at him being old school and set in his ways. The Metro was new

National Sarcasm Society: Like We Need Your Support.

My family is really a classy 'Simpsons.'

It's fun to be sarcastic, but now I'm able to express myself in a way that's much more sincere.

I'm so sick of sarcasm and irony, I could kill! Sincerely, the real root of things is love and sacrifice.

Hell would freeze over before I saw my parents happily holding hands and ice skating.

In my schooldays, I was Titch, Skinny and Freckles. These days, I answer to Karloff, Fatty or even Twiggy from my more sarcastic friends. If they called me Ann I should wonder what I had done to offend them.

I love hearing my relations abused. It is the only thing that makes me put up with them at all.

I love the French for their sarcasm, their irony. I love them for their bad moods.

Future hipsters will love me ironically.

Somebody needs to explain to me why it is that the one thing your body can suddenly do well when you get old is grow hair in your nose and ears. It's like God is playing a terrible, cruel joke on you, as if he is saying, "Well, Bill, the bad news is that from now on you are going to be barely continent, lose your faculties one by one, and have sex about once every lunar eclipse, but the good news is that you can braid your nostrils.

When you asked me how I was doing, was that some kind of joke

The kind of teacher who never learned anything herself. Or taught anything, except sarcasm or fear.

If you are going to do that, would you mind not jostling the bed so much?' came a sarcastic voice near the head board. 'Perhaps you could roll around on the floor.

Oh, we're playing nice now? Shall we have tea first? Brew up a nice pot of kiss-my-ass?

Char bought a pack of clove cigarettes, claiming they tasted good, to which I ask why doesn't she just go suck on a clove so I don't have to inhale her perfumed second hand smoke?

Menos mal que ni vos ni yo somos cursis, porque de aquí salía uno muerto y el otro con las esposas puestas.

Dolor paterno en fa sostenido, carcajada sarcástica en amarillo, violeta y negro.

It is hard not to write satire.

You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.

Ironic things are interesting.

I am drawn to humorous art that is ironic.

The thing is, comedy's gone in a weird direction. People are really into ironic comedy and fakeness and cleverness.

People use irony as a defense mechanism.