Quotes About Sarcasm

Nobody gets irony anymore, as we are now living in the post-ironic age. Once George Bush gets a library, our irony is dead.

There are elements of irony in my work, of course.

I love irony.

'Irony' is such an over-used word.

Anything that has cynicism to it and that's jaded is smutty.

I say things I get away with, and it becomes a joke.

Most shows find themselves descending into sentimentality or earnestness at some point but, with 'Community,' the joke is always on.

You have to be highly intelligent to get away with a dumb joke. That takes a pretty smart fella.

The key to gallows humor is to make the joke, no matter how certain the gallows is.

My whole family is very sarcastic and constantly making jokes.

Jokes are grievances.

My best jokes are so cheap. All I do is say things sarcastically.

I don't want to be with someone boring because I'm always laughing. I like to play jokes on people and be sarcastic.

Use sarcasm. This is a favourite weapon of mine ever since my PGCE (teacher training) days when, naturally, we were expressly forbidden to use it. The key, as with most things, is the manner of delivery. Practise until you can deliver the remarks with the utmost sincerity

I'd prefer to have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.

Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?' Frank Zappa: 'You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?

Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?' Frank Zappa: 'You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?

Joe Hardy to Frank Hardy: "Age before beauty

I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.

I like long walks, especially when they're taken by people who annoy me.

You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm. It's really funny.

I'd be offended if I could be offended," he said. "Maybe I should start calling you a cow, since you have four limbs, are made of meat, and have rudimentary biological mental capacities.

That's because Wit is an asshole

It's going to be painful." "It's a fun tradition." "So was witch-burning," Melody said. "Unless you were the witch.