Quotes About Sarcasm

My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person... so I can get a better girlfriend.

(Jace) "Is there anything special you want to see? Paris? Budapest? The Leaning Tower of Pisa?" Only if it falls on Sebastian's head, she thought.

Another friend commented, with some sarcasm, that, in putting up a building so far north and so far west of civilization, Mr. Clark might just as well be building in Dakota, which was then still a territory and not yet a pair of states.

Life is a joke. Unfortunately, the joke is on us.

Life's a bitch. Then you marry one.

Hey there! You have reached the voice mailbox of GW Fletcher. If you've got something nice to say, wait for the tone. If you don't, do us both a favor and hang up now, asshole. Ha! Just kidding, Mom! You can go ahead and leave a message, too.

You know, I'm Australian, and we have got the worst sense of humor. We are cruel to each other.

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.

Before we work on artificial intelligence why don't we do something about natural stupidity?

There's nothing worse than a smartass who pretends not to understand hyperbole.

No, sarcasm aside, life is always worth living. Even when sometimes it seems like more trouble than it's worth. Oh, who am I kidding? It's when it seems like more trouble than it's worth that I want it the most. I mean, isn't everyone like that?

Early on I was a fan of Grandmaster Caz of the Cold Crush Brothers. I liked the way that he used a bunch of words to rhyme together in one line. And I picked up sarcasm by watching the older cats at the barbershop. They were just out there talking and saying slick lines to one another. I also got inspiration from Smokey Robinson.

The more cerebral, slightly darker comedy stuff is where I love to live.

My heart is as pure as the driven slush.

I love playing a smart person and not that blonde deadpan.

Sarcasm helps me overcome the harshness of the reality we live, eases the pain of scars and makes people smile.

Sometimes you say things with a smile with the precise intention of making it clear that you are not being serious, and are only kidding. If I salute a friend with a smile and say, 'How are you, you old scoundrel!' clearly I don't really mean he's a scoundrel.

Oscar Wilde: 'Do you mind if I smoke?' Sarah Bernhardt: 'I don't care if you burn.'

I just am a snob when it comes to humor.

called?—who'd been self-aware enough to play sabacc and gloat over the winnings. It had had a sarcastic circuit a klick wide. Uli

Is he all right? Jane asked. Oh, sure, probably losing a fight against a squirrel, Angus said. Or his shadow...

Would it make you feel better if I had a panic attack? Jane sat on the couch and suppressed a small yawn. I mean, it's almost four in the morning and a little early for a panic attack, but I can try to muster up the energy to fake one.

O bom Deus foi injusto ao dar um rosto tão belo àquele imbecil e pernas curtas a Lermontov. Mas se o poeta não ter pernas compridas, possui um espírito sarcástico que o puxa para as alturas.

Mockery is a rust that corrodes all it touches.