Quotes About Sarcasm

He was afraid to say it, because everything he had said so far failed to come out as intended, and these sincere words, too, would sound sarcastic to his colleague.

I love smarta**es when it's stuff I agree with.

I can tell you love him. (Syn) Yeah, like a boil in my nether regions. (Kiara)

We love the things we pretend to laugh at.

Ha," I said. "Oh, ha-ha. Yeah, 'cause they love me. You see how many vampires are up here? Zero, right?" One," said Eric, stepping out of the stairwell.

I'm a silly guy, I love wit and cynicism and sarcasm.

Tell me about your friends. I hardly knew them. The one who ran off with the girl is named Christopher Columbus. Tall guy. Really skinny. Green hair. Fangs. Six fingers on his left hand. About a hundred years old. Lots of wrinkles. I trust you are enjoying yourself. the commander sneered.

it's my baby, too, isn't it?" "Are you double-checking?" "Just confirming." "Yes. It's your baby. It can't be anyone else's. Sorry that I haven't been more promiscuous," she said sarcastically.

Haven't we outgrown all this tired irony? Weren't we supposed to give up acting twenty-two forever?

And by the way, did anyone ever tell you that you look exactly like Garfield but run over and skinned and then someone threw an ugly Ferragamo sweater over you before they rushed you to the vet? Fusilli? Olive oil on Brie?

The robot responded with surprising sarcasm. "I am aware of the various bodily orifices humans possess. Therefore, I invite you to take a power tool and insert it where the—

Scott, you are the salt of the earth. Oh, I'm sorry, excuse me. I meant scum of the earth.

Okay, I'll adopt a kid. That would be huge. No, three kids! Tell Maury to get all over it.' 'Honey, no,' Janet Bunterman said. She endeavored to squelch the idea without stating the obvious: that her daughter was unfit to care for a goldfish, much less a child.

What are we, Charlie's Angels?

I get it,' said the prisoner. 'Good Cop, Bad Cop, eh?' If you like.' said Vimes. 'But we're a bit short staffed here, so if I give you a cigarette would you mind kicking yourself in the teeth?

He said that there was death and taxes, and taxes was worse, because at least death didn't happen to you every year.

Just call in at the torturer on your way out. See when he can fit you in.

Well done,' said a voice somewhere behind him. 'Consciousness to sarcasm in five seconds!

Being Ymor's right-hand man was like being gently flogged to death with scented bootlaces.

It's bad enough barging into Guild property, but we'll get into really serious trouble if we shoot anyone. Lord Vetinari won't stop at sarcasm. He might use' - Colon swallowed - 'irony.

Joshua, cynicism is the only reasonable response to the antics of humanity.

There were a lot of things he could say. Son of a bitch! would have been a good one. Or he could say, Welcome to civilization! He could have said, Laugh this one off! He might have said, Fetch! But he didn't, because if he had said any of those things then he'd have known that what he had just done was murder.

The nice thing about artificial intelligence is that at least it's better than artificial stupidity.

It's Tchaikovsky's 'Another One Bites the Dust,'" said Crowley, closing his eyes as they went through Slough.