Quotes About Sarcasm

Shit of ten horses," his twin said in the Old Language. "The new aftershave of the lessers," Phury muttered, rubbing his eyes.

So yeah, conversationally speaking, we just faced off in a duel, where she had a gun and I had two paper clips and a rubber band. But it's fine. Although, hey, while we're on the subject, maybe you want to slice my nut sac off and put my two veg in your back pocket? 'Cuz I won't be needing them anymore after this.

Will you two cut the shit and get a room already, Axe drawled. No offense, but rom coms make me sick. This is not a romantic comedy, Novo ground out. It's a murder mystery with an obvious ending.

The two of them paused at the first of the three steps up onto the front porch. Man, some open doors were not welcoming, and that was so the case here—less hi-how're-ya, more come-in-so-your-skin-can-be-used-to-make-a-super-hero-cape-for-one-of-Hannibal-Lecter's-patients. Lash grinned. Whoever was in this house was so his peeps.

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

The world was a bad joke dreamed up by the Almighty on an off-day. I've always felt myself that he probably had a hangover that morning.

Let's face it: 'Twilight' is kind of an easy thing to make fun of.

But who in war will not have his laugh amid the skulls?

If I owned Texas and Hell, I would rent out Texas and live in Hell

some smart alecs of those days after World War I used to say: "The French fought for liberty, the British fought to control the seas, but the Americans fought for souvenirs.

How did that go?' he asked. 'Your first lengthy conversation with a girl your own age?' 'Fabulous,' said Artemis, voice dripping with sarcasm. 'We're planning a June wedding.

Honesty and wisdom are such a delightful pastime, at another person's expense!

Dont get married, just find someone you dont like and buy them a house.

U was zawsze ironia i ironia.

I'm not sarcastic. I'm just intelligent beyond your understanding.

If I won the award for laziness, I'd send somebody to pick it up for me.

Sarcasm. Because beating the crap out of people is illegal.

I'm allergic to stupidity. I break out in sarcasm.

Cocaine habit forming? Of course not. I ought to know, I've been using it for years.

I'm as pure as the driven slush.

If I am going to die, I might as well die sarcastic.

Andrew saw her next a few months later, from across a street, and she averted her eyes. Did she avert her eyes? Maybe she was being polite when she said ten times and enthusiastically that she was having a lot of fun. Maybe she was being sarcastic. Maybe politeness is the same as sarcasm. Someone should write that book. Against Politeness.

when Sabastain asks for a mandake root harvested by the the new moon at crossroads, Garnet responds)...... Why not just ask for it grown under a gallows?

I've learned that I need to spell out, even in cases seemingly so blatant, that in fact I am not taking this at face value and am being 'sarcastic.'