Quotes About Sarcasm

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand

Well, now, look at you, is that a halo? Did you get canonized while I wasn`t looking? Am I addressing St. Stefan now?

Appena la porta si chiuse, Kait disse "Gabriel - come l'arcangelo?". Non riuscì a nascondere l'inflessione pesante di sarcasmo nella propria voce. La porta si riaprì, e Gabriel la soppesò con un lungo sguardo. Poi fece balenare un luminoso, allarmante sorriso. "Tu puoi entrare ogni volta che vuoi", disse.

Everything I say is a joke. I am a joke myself.

Anything awful makes me laugh.

If there was a god, I'd still have both nuts.

If there was a god, I'd still have both nuts.

They rung my bell to ask me. Could I recommend a maid. I said, yes, your momma.

Hey Baby. Baby? You're kidding me, right? I was trying it out. No? No.

I'm sorry. I use my rapier wit to hide my inner pain.

I think they'll probably put that on my gravestone. 'He Was Heterosexual and Had Low Expectations.

Oh, God, the lovebirds," Magnus said, pulling the pillow off his face. "I hate happy couples.

Well, I'd certainly hate to interrupt your pleasant night stroll with my sudden death." He blinked. "There is a fine line between sarcasm and outright hostility, and you seem to have crossed it. What's up?

Keep up," said an irritable voice in her ear. It was Jace, who had dropped back to walk beside her. "I don't want to have to keep looking behind me to make sure nothing's happened to you." "So don't bother." "Last time I left you alone, a demon attacked you," he pointed out. "Well, I'd certainly hate to interrupt your pleasant night stroll with my sudden death." He blinked. "There is a fine line between sarcasm and outright hostility, and you seem to have crossed it.

You know, when most girls say they want a big rock, they don't mean, you know, literally a big rock." "Very amusing, my sarcastic friend. It's not a rock, precisely. All Shadowhunters have a witchlight rune-stone.

Do you want any soup?" "No," said Jace. "Do you think Hodge will want any soup?" "No one wants any soup." " I want some soup," Simon said. "No you dont," said Jace. "You just want to sleep with Isabelle.

Jace) "Is there anything special you want to see? Paris? Budapest? The Leaning Tower of Pisa?" Only if it falls on Sebastian's head, she thought.

You may be the only guy my age I've ever met who knows what bergamot is, much less that it's in Earl Grey tea." "Yes, well," Jace said, with a supercilious look, "I'm not like other guys. Besides," he added, flipping a book off the shelf, "at the Institute we have to take classes in basic medicinal uses for plants. It's required." "I figured all your classes were stuff like Slaughter 101 and Beheading for Beginners." Jace flipped a page. "Very funny, Fray.

Hotter than me? --Jace

Jace suggested that the cast of "Gilligan's Island" could go do something anatomically unlikely with themselves.

She realized that this scarred, sarcastic boy, was gentle with the things he loved.

Are you trying to get run over by a cab?" "Don't be ridiculous. We could never get a cab that easily in this neighborhood.

Well, at least you know it works this time," she said, getting on behind him. "If we crash into the parking lot of a Key Food, I'll kill you, you know that?" "Don't be ridiculous," said Jace. "There are no parking lots on the Upper East Side. Why drive when you can get your groceries delivered?

We had and incident. I took care of it." "Really." Jace's voice dripped sarcasm. "Do you even know how to use that knife, Clarissa? Without poking a hole in yourself or any innocent bystanders?