Quotes from Robert Muchamore

Mentioning violence to Bruce was like mentioning chocolate sauce to a six-year-old.

This is tough but CHERUB's are tougher

I'd like to have a business card saying: Bruce Norris kicked your arse.

For official purposes, these children do not exist.

That's the trouble with the world we live in. It's full of people just doing their job and ignoring what's really going on. Care about the rainforest until they get a couple of kids and enough money for a gas guzzling car, or some hardwood dining furniture. Watch all those wildlife programmes and coo over the furry animals, but still eat meat and poultry that was raised in conditions of unbelievable cruelty.

Nunca puedes predecir lo que pasará en una pelea. Si eres lo bastante estúpido como para iniciar una, serás culpable de lo que ocurra, sea intencionado o no.

No tiene nada de heroico resultar herido por una cuestión de orgullo.

Politicians are a lot like five-year-olds. You know: one day they're best friends and five minutes later they're rolling around in the sandpit biting chunks out of each other.

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For two years, he'd seen brutality and suffering, as the Nazis turned Europe into a gigantic slave camp. But here, in a little orphanage in the back of beyond, he'd found something that had actually got better.

What happens when an irresistible force hits an immovable object?

So, I paid you a compliment," Joanna said. "Yeah." Joanna laughed. "So do I get one back?" she asked. "Oh, sure," James said. "You're really like . . . nice." "Can't I get any better than nice?" "Beautiful," James said. "You're beautiful." "That's more like it," Joanna said. "Want to kiss me?" "Um, OK," James said.

Innocent?" Lauren snapped. "Is she really? And I suppose Meatball is a little doggie serial killer. Or maybe he sneaks onto campus and sells crack to the red-shirts.

You can't make an omelette without cracking eggs

Guests wishing to stay longer should be warned that their rooms may explode.

Samantha Jennings sat next to him. Teachers thought Samantha was fantastic: always volunteering for stuff, neat uniform, glossed nails. She did all her diagrams with three different colored pens and covered her textbooks in wrapping paper so they looked extra smart. But

What a bunch of geeks,' James whispered. 'I bet these dudes don't even fart.

Keep your hair on, mate,' Kevin said chirpily as he jumped off the table. 'Oh wait, you haven't got any, have you …

Me and Curtis here just busted out of Arizona Max.

James grabbed one of the curtains and used it to wipe the dog crap off his leg.

If I see you walking around with bits of dead cow on your feet again, I'll shoot your bloody toes off.

be in touch before the end of the day.

James, I can't believe you've turned my only son into an Arsenal fan.

Et si j'obtiens de bons résultats, on pourra se faire un petit braquage pendant les vacances d'été ?