Quotes from Robert Muchamore

Terence McAfferty, more commonly known as Mac, became a CHERUB agent in 1950.

Partly James was jealous because he was a virgin, but mostly it just felt really weird being in a room with two people who'd spent the night having sex. It reminded him of the feeling you get when you pull a hair off your tongue and realise it's not one of your own.

You earn millions hosting a hit TV show. You've got a wicked house by the beach, your car does two hundred miles per hour and your girlfriend is a model. I officially bloody hate you.

His heartbeat was all over the place and there was a two-thousand-voice choir in his head screaming you just had sex!

I swear, the only thing worse than an angry woman, is an angry woman who's got a big stick to whack you with.

all the soldiers

Puis, balançant la tête de droite à gauche, elle chantonna, comme s'il s'agissait d'une comptine : — Une dans le cœur, une dans la tête, et tout s'arrête.

James' hot lunch was watery mash, peas and a rectangular slab of mincemeat that everyone, including the servers, referred to as baked turd.

He is retired and the family farm is now run by his eldest daughter, Rosie.

Now I'm gonna take her to a hotel room and have a damned good sha—

I'm gonna chop his balls off, put them on a big skewer, and roast them on an open fire!

You should train more for speed. You have the reflexes of an old lady.

James couldn't help smiling: Bruce Clark was a shy eleven-year-old who wouldn't harm a fly. Bruce Norris was a campus karate champion who would probably enjoy harming the fly and then go after its brothers and sisters for the hell of it.

Oh," Lauren added, "and to make my life even more perfect, this idiot boy—the dude who was at the dining-table when you dropped me off—found out that I'm a vegetarian and hid a piece of bacon in my cornflakes." John laughed. "It's not funny," Lauren said firmly. "I've got a piece of dead animal inside me. It makes me queasy just thinking about it." "Got lots of bits of dead animal inside me," John said.

The rottweiler reared up on its back legs, trying

What's the plan?' Kevin asked warily. Jake shrugged. 'Run like hell and try climbing over the fence.' 'Does that actually count as a plan?' Ronan asked.

I'd like to have a business card saying: Bruce Norris kicked your arse.