Quotes from Author Unknown

The most difficult part of attaining perfection is finding something to do for an encore.

MENstrual cramps, MENtal breakdowns, MENopause — ever notice that many of women's problems begin with MEN?

When the world says, "Give up," Hope whispers, "Try it one more time."

Nobody trips over mountains. It is the small pebble that causes you to stumble. Pass all the pebbles in your path and you will find you have crossed the mountain.

The greatest oak was once a little nut who held its ground.

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum.

The only difference between graffiti and philosophy is the word "[f*@%]."

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

Photography is a tough life: you can be taken, framed, exposed, shot, captured, and hung all in the same day.

A true scrapbook addict is one who stages photographs to match paper she likes.

Scrapbooking is cheaper than a therapist.

Just as pieces of material stitched together in a quilt warm our bodies, scrapbooks bind together memories to warm our hearts.

Pie and coffee is approximately the third best social interaction a man can hope to have with a woman.

California's a wonderful place to live — if you happen to be an orange.

Disneyland is the only people trap operated by a mouse.

Democrats think the glass is half full; Republicans think the glass is theirs.

He's not a Republican, he's a Republican't.

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God.

God always answers our prayers, but sometimes the answer is no.

When prayers go up, blessings come down.

Religion & Philosophy. — Religion is a man using a divining rod. Philosophy is a man using a pick and shovel.

Medical History & Future. — A Short History of Medicine: 2000 B.C. – "Here, eat this root." 1000 B.C. – "That root is heathen, say this prayer." 1850 A.D. – "That prayer is superstition, drink this potion." 1940 A.D. – "That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill." 1985 A.D. – "That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic." 2000 A.D. – "That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root."

We are each burdened with prejudice; against the poor or the rich, the smart or the slow, the gaunt or the obese. It is natural to develop prejudices. It is noble to rise above them.

The best way to get something done is to begin.