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Geology shows that fossils are of different ages. Paleontology shows a fossil sequence, the list of species represented changes through time. Taxonomy shows biological relationships among species. Evolution is the explanation that threads it all together. Creationism is the practice of squeezing one's eyes shut and wailing "Does not!"

I think I'll believe in Gosh instead of God. If you don't believe in Gosh too, you'll be darned to heck.

Instead of being born again, why not just grow up?

Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.

If God doesn't like the way I live, let him tell me, not you.

On the sixth day God created man. On the seventh day, man returned the favor.

The Virgin Mary was an unwed teenage mother.

The Christian Right is neither.

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.

Let every man sweep in front of his own door and the whole world will be clean.

Put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

I'm retired — goodbye tension, hello pension!

Life begins at retirement.

I'm quitting to pursue my dream of not working here.

Retirement: World's longest coffee break.

The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.

Many great ideas have been lost because the people who had them could not stand being laughed at.

Take risks: if you win, you will be happy; if you lose, you will be wise.

The more chance there is of stubbing your toe, the more chance you have of stepping into success.

Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out.

As soon as you see a mistake and don't fix it, it becomes your mistake.

Prepare and prevent, don't repair and repent.

Chance takers are accident makers.

The door to safety swings on the hinges of common sense.