Quotes from Author Unknown

My sexual preference is often.

I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.

Don't do it behind the garden gate. Love is blind but the neighbors ain't!

Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.

I've been shopping all my life and still have nothing to wear.

Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85¢ at the bowling alley.

Only one shopping day left 'til tomorrow.

Wouldn't it be great if retail therapy was covered by health insurance.

A Christmas shopper's complaint is one of long-standing.

If the shoe fits, buy it in every color!

I shop like a bull — I charge everything.

Our roots say we're sisters, our hearts say we're friends.

A sister shares childhood memories and grown-up dreams.

I suspected skydiving was dangerous when they asked me to sign a waiver. They confirmed my suspicions when they asked me to pay in advance.

You may never get rid of the butterflies, but you can teach them how to fly in formation.

Most sports only need one ball. Mine takes both. Skydive!

If riding in an airplane is flying, then riding in a boat is swimming. If you want to experience the element, then get out of the vehicle.

You do not need a parachute to skydive — you only need a parachute to skydive twice.

If the good Lord had wanted people to stay on the ground, he would have given us roots.

Only skydivers know why the birds sing — they never have to pack a parachute.

In a world where we are all slaves to the laws of gravity, skydivers are proud to be freedom fighters!

You know you're a skydiver when you try to convince the flight attendant on a commercial flight that you really would be much more comfortable sitting on the floor.

At 13,000 feet nothing else matters.