Quotes from Author Unknown

You know you're a skydiver when you'll wake up at 6:30 am on the weekends to get to the drop zone, but you can't seem to get up by 7:30 on the weekdays to be at work by 8:00.

You know you're a skydiver when you are thinking about taking all the but the driver's seats out of your car.

You know you're a skydiver when you know what the lines mean on a weather map.

You know you're a skydiver when you analyze every flag you see in terms of it's too windy or it's not too windy to jump.

Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.

Sleep: a poor substitute for caffeine.

Your day will go the way the corners of your mouth turn.

A smile confuses an approaching frown.

Cover your mouth when you cough. Never cover it when you smile.

If you didn't start out the day with a smile, it's not too late to start practicing for tomorrow.

By the way, I'm wearing the smile you gave me.

Every day you spend without a smile is a lost day.

A smile is like tight underwear — it makes your cheeks go up.

Keep smiling — it makes people wonder what you've been up to.

If you would like to spoil the day for a grouch, give him a smile.

It takes a lot of work from the face to let out a smile, but just think what good smiling can bring to the most important muscle of the body — the heart.

If you smile at someone, they might smile back.

Smiling is my favorite exercise.

Wear a smile — one size fits all.

A smile can brighten the darkest day.

It takes seventeen muscles to smile and forty-three to frown.

One thousand Americans stop smoking every day — by dying.

If you must smoke, take your butt outside.

In a gathering of two or more people, when a lighted cigarette is placed in an ashtray, the smoke will waft into the face of the non-smoker.