Quotes from Author Unknown

Please don't throw your cigarette butts in the urinal. It makes them soggy and hard to light.

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs.

The cigarette does the smoking — you're just the sucker.

It is easy to quit; I have quit at least a hundred times.

The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.

Snowflakes are kisses from heaven.

Snowmen fall from heaven — unassembled.

YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook, are merging. The new program will be called YouTwitFace.

Instead of organizing and cleaning my house, I pin ideas on how to organize and clean my house. The irony is not lost on me.

Warning: the internet may contain traces of nuts.

If you camp out at the store for a TV, you are a good consumer. If you camp out for social justice, you're a dirty hippie and will be pepper-sprayed.

I'm not anti-social. I'm pro-solitude.

The reason old souls enjoy spending time alone is because they never really are.

You are my sonshine.

Good fathers make good sons.

Soul-mates are people who bring out the best in you. They are not perfect but are always perfect for you.

Soup is liquid comfort.

Foolishness always results when the tongue outraces the brain.

The words you choose to say something are just as important as the decision to speak.

Men and fish are alike. They both get into trouble when they open their mouths.

I just wish my mouth had a backspace key.

The best way to sound like you know what you're talking about is to know what you're talking about.

Street hockey is great for kids. It's energetic, competitive, and skillful. And best of all, it keeps them off the streets.