Quotes from Author Unknown

Hockey is figure skating in a war zone.

I get a kick out of soccer.

Why is there only one ball for 22 players? If you gave a ball to each of them, they'd stop fighting for it.

Skiing is the only sport in which you spend an arm and a leg to break an arm and a leg.

Traverse: One of two ways to stop while skiing. Tree: The other method.

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

Love is nothing in tennis, but in life it's everything.

Ice hockey players can walk on water.

Hockey players have fire in their hearts and ice in their veins.

Most sports need only one ball — skydiving takes both!

98% of all statistics are made up.

Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable.

Statistics can be made to prove anything — even the truth.

It is said that the first storyteller crept at night to listen to the gods talking in their sleep — so each tale collected contained the breath of gods.

Those who tell the stories rule the world.

"Happily ever after" depends on where we choose to end the story.

Smonday: the moment when Sunday stops feeling like a Sunday and the anxiety of Monday kicks in

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

Your body is a temple, but how long can you live in the same house before you redecorate?

The best things in life are free, but sooner or later the government will find a way to tax them.

A fine is a tax for doing something wrong. A tax is a fine for doing something right.

IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

This morning's tea makes yesterday distant.

Today I'd like to sit and sip, Forget about the world a bit, Ignore the things I have to do, And just enjoy a cup or two.