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Eternity is a clock which says 'tick' in one century and 'tock' in the next.

Eternity is a clock without hands.

There's a book that tells you where you should go on your vacation. It's called your checkbook.

Love is giving someone the ability to destroy you — but trusting them not to.

In God we trust, all others we virus scan.

Don't keep searching for the truth, just let go of your opinions.

A good neighbor will babysit. A great neighbor will babysit twins.

It's double the giggles and double the grins, and Double the trouble if you're blessed with twins.

Twice as much to love, Two blessings from above.

Life is two-riffic with twins.

God touched our hearts so deep inside, our special blessing multiplied.

Twenty fingers, twenty toes, Two sweet babies with cheeks of rose. Born the same day, two gifts from above, Lives entwined, two babies to love.

Twin one, twin too!

Not double trouble, but twice blessed.

I may be a twin but I'm one of a kind.

An "acceptable" level of unemployment means that the government economist to whom it is acceptable still has a job.

Vacation used to be a luxury, but in today's world it has become a necessity.

Beauty's sister is vanity, and its daughter lust.

Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage. Lettuce pray.

She is fond of greens who kisses the gardener.

Golfer's diet: live on greens as much as possible.

Q: What's a cat's favorite vegetable? A: As-purr-agus!

Vegetarians taste better.

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?