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I eat everything that nature voluntarily gives: fruits, vegetables, and the products of plants. But I ask you to spare me what animals are forced to surrender: meat, milk, and cheese.

Some folks wear their halos much too tight.

Vote! It's your superpower.

Voting is people power.

Backpacking: An extended form of hiking in which people carry double the amount of gear they need for half the distance they planned to go in twice the time it should take.

All the arms we need are for hugging.

What this planet needs is more mistletoe and less missile-talk.

What's the difference between weather and climate? You can't weather a tree but you can climate.

If there's a 50/50 chance that a forecast will go wrong, nine times out of ten it will.

All you need to forecast the weather is a stone on a string — • Stone wet: Rain • Stone dry: Not raining • Shadow on ground: Sunny • White on stone: Snow • Can't see stone: Foggy • Swinging stone: Windy • Jumpy stone: Earthquake • Stone gone: Tornado

May all your weeds be wildflowers.

Free Weeds U Pick 'Em

Weed 'em and reap.

Man is the only critter who feels the need to label things as flowers or weeds.

On weekends my coffee is recreational, as opposed to weekdays when it's medicinal.

When people ask me what I did over the weekend I always squint and say, "Why, what did you hear?"

Better days are coming. They are called Saturday and Sunday.

I drink wine because I don't like to keep things bottled up.

Wine is how classy people get wasted.

Wink at the world today.

Happiness is — winking at someone.

A flirt is as strong as her weakest wink.

Troubles are a lot like people — they grow bigger if you nurse them.

People gather bundles of sticks to build bridges they never cross.