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A grandfather is someone with silver in his hair and gold in his heart.

There's no place like home... except Grandma's.

Grandfathers are for loving and fixing things.

Grandmas never run out of hugs or cookies.

The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

No cowboy was ever faster on the draw than a grandparent pulling a baby picture out of a wallet.

A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend.

Grandparents are a delightful blend of laughter, caring deeds, wonderful stories, and love.

I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.

Homecoming unites the past and the present.

Homecoming means coming home to what is in your heart.

Homecoming means football, festivities, and friendship.

"I must do something" always solves more problems than "Something must be done."

There are so many men who can figure costs, and so few who can measure values.

Your lean process should be a lean process.

We are too busy mopping the floor to turn off the faucet.

Amateurs work until they get it right. Professionals work until they can't get it wrong.

If you don't have time to do it right you must have time to do it over.

Different isn't always better, but better is always different.

Invest a few moments in thinking. It will pay good interest.

All mothers are working mothers.

Remember: "I" before "E," except in Budweiser.

Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of good beer.

Life's a waste of time, time's a waste of life — so let's all get wasted and have the time of our life.