Quotes from Author Unknown

Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.

I've fallen in love many times — always with you.

If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.

Spouse: someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.

All in favor of conserving gasoline, please raise your right foot.

Every day is Earth Day.

Don't blow it — good planets are hard to find.

When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure you've got plenty to watch.

Why does it take a minute to say hello and forever to say goodbye?

The deer isn't crossing the road. It's crossing the forest.

What if when you die, they ask "How was heaven?"

The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.

A hole is nothing at all, but you can still break your neck in it.

There are always three sides to every story: your side, the other side, and the truth.

A Short History of Medicine: 2000 B.C. – "Here, eat this root." 1000 B.C. – "That root is heathen, say this prayer." 1850 A.D. – "That prayer is superstition, drink this potion." 1940 A.D. – "That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill." 1985 A.D. – "That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic." 2000 A.D. – "That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root."

Let's swear each with our pinky We'll be the best of friends Until we are old and wrinkly!

Talking to your best friend is sometimes all the therapy you need.

Best friends make the good times better and the hard times easier.

Nothing compares to the pain of a belly ache from laughing too hard with your best friend.

Best friends don't necessarily have to talk every day. They don't even need to talk for weeks. But when they do, it's like they never stopped talking.

A stranger stabs you in the front. A friend stabs you in the back. A boyfriend stabs you in the heart. Best friends poke each other with straws.

Best friends — it's a promise, not a label.

Yesterday brought the beginning, tomorrow brings the end, and somewhere in the middle we became the best of friends.

And the world came together as the people stayed apart.