Quotes from Author Unknown

The Earth just sent us all to our rooms to think about what we've done.

Gardening is cheaper than therapy and you get tomatoes.

God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done.

Plant carrots in January and you'll never have to eat carrots.

You can bury a lot of troubles digging in the dirt.

Essential advice for the gardener: grow peas of mind, lettuce be thankful, squash selfishness, turnip to help thy neighbor, and always make thyme for loved ones.

My rule of green thumb for mulch is to double my initial estimate of bags needed, and add three. Then I'll only be two bags short.

When overwhelmed and stressed and unable to think, I go out and garden, it's cheaper than a shrink.

If you are a gardener, you can always put "Plant Manager" on your résumé.

Gardening is the slowest of the performing arts.

The best fertilizer is the gardener's shadow.

Whoever makes a garden Has never worked alone; the rain has always found it, The sun has always known; The wind has blown across it And helped to scatter seeds; Whoever makes a garden Has all the help he needs.

Whoever makes a garden Has oh so many friends: The glory of the morning, The dew when daylight ends, And rain and wind and sunshine And dew and fertile sod, For he who makes a garden Works hand in hand with God.

Those who can, do. Those who can do more, volunteer.

Volunteers are love in motion!

If you want to touch the past, touch a rock. If you want to touch the present, touch a flower. If you want to touch the future, touch a life.

God has not called us to see through each other, but to see each other through.

Volunteers do it for free.

Kindness, like a boomerang, always returns.

The most pleasant words in the English language are: "You are right."

As a child she'd kept a copy of Evangeline in her pocket. She'd go down by the riverside and read it until she cried her eyes out... She thought the two words — primeval forest — that's often in that book, were the two most beautiful words in the English language.

People who snore always fall asleep first.

No one is listening until you fart.

Interchangeable parts don't, leakproof seals aren't, and self-starters won't.