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Stay alive, don't text and drive.

The designated driver — a friend for life!

Drink and drive — the police will show you some new bars.

Buzzed driving is drunk driving.

Drunk driving is a killer disease.

Intexticated: distracted by the act of texting to such a degree that one seems intoxicated.

Friendship is like a rainbow between two hearts.

Friends are family you choose for yourself.

Friends are those rare people who ask how you are and then wait for the answer.

The best kind of friend is the one you could sit on a porch with, never saying a word, and walk away feeling like that was the best conversation you've had.

When you get to your wits' end, you will find that God lives there.

You must be at the end of your rope. I felt a tug.

The thing I'm most thankful for right now is elastic waistbands.

Please be patient. God has not finished with me yet.

There is no telling how many miles you will have to run while chasing a dream.

A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy.

Accidents hurt — safety doesn't.

I am having an out-of-money experience.

You don't have to brush your teeth — just the ones you want to keep.

I've been to the dentist several times, so I know the drill.

Smile — it lets your teeth breathe.

Effort is like toothpaste: you can usually squeeze out just a little bit more.