Quotes from Michael Buckley

You sick, twisted monster," Sabrina seethed at Pinocchio.

Animals shouldn't eat gumdrops! They shouldn't drink tea or chocolate milk, either.

That woman is hiding something!" she said. "You think everyone's hiding something." "And you would hug the devil if he gave you cookies.

when the first rubber ball smacked her in the head and made her brains rattle in her skull, she knew that something about this dodgeball game was different

If you want to be happy you have to work to make it happen. You can't just wish for it and you can't put it in the hands of other people.

If you want a happy ending you have to go out and take it.

Is this a torture chamber?" Puck asked eagerly. "Listen to all the suffering! Isn't it cool?" "This is a dental office," the receptionist explained. "People come here to get a healthy smile." There was another groan. Puck laughed. "Sure! That guy sounds like he's smiling alright. Are you hiring?

Sabrina leaned in and pressed her lips to Puck's. There was a little static shock that startled her and she stepped back with her hands on her mouth.

Of course, the Big Bad Wolf does yoga, Sabrina thought. Why did I even bother to ask?

Respect the Sword, Grimm.

You mean people pay you to do this to them? I thought you had captured these people and brought them here against their will! How do I become a dentist?

He did something so un-Pucklike, Sabrina couldn't believe it. He got up sat behind her, and let his enormous fairy wings sprout from his back. Then he wrapped them around her to keep the bitter cold away. It was the first truly nice thing the so-called Trickster King had ever done for her.

And a utility belt! I'm like an asthmatic Batman!

If only he can get over becoming a NERD.

Each time she applied her lip gloss, she imagined another fleet of brain cells dying a horrible death.

I'm going to give you a sentence, a full sentence with a noun and a verb and a possible agitate. I don't like all these judges running around with their half baked sentences, thats how you get salmonella poisoning.

If he is so evil, why are we standing here watching him?" Sabrina said. "Cause I'm trying to get up the courage to go over and asking for an autograph," Puck said.

How did you know that we could get him to do whatever we want if we pretend he's in charge?" Sabrina asked Daphne. "It's what I do with you" the little girl replied. "You two are exactly the same

Sabrina suggested they burn their orange monkey sweaters and blue heart covered pants but Daphne refused. Granny took Sabrina aside and apologised for the outfit, saying that Mr. Canis might not have been the right choice to shop for girls. After all, he was colour-blind.

Raising her hand and shaking the handcuffs, the shaking Pucks arm as well. "Unfortunately, it is necessary," Puck explained. "You don't want to work with by security staff so from now on I'm going to be your personal bodyguard. Going to be with you every second of the day.

New York City is a place where everyone lived on top of each other, and that was exactly how Sabrina liked it. Living out in the middle of nowhere was dangerous and suspicious.

Trickster," he said, sniffing the boy. "Love will be the end of you.

Daphne, I don't think we're in Ferrypot Landing anymore. ~Sabrina Grimm

So what's with the crown?" Daphne asked. Puck's eyes grew wide. "I'm the Prince of Fairies. Emperor of Pixies, Brownies, Hobgoblins, Elves and Gnomes. King of Tricksters and Prank-Players, spiritual leader to juvenile delinquents, layabouts and bad apples.