Quotes from Michael Buckley

Keep your distance, men. Don't be fooled into believing that our enemies are helpless. These 'girls', as they call themselves are a crafty bunch. I've see inside the thing they call a 'purse'. It is filled with all kinds of toxic sprays and pointy things they wouldn't hesitate unleashed on us

Unfortunately, his pants had not survived the fall. They hung from the sharp teeth of the barbed-wire fence, leaving the sheriff in just a pair of droopy long johns. Defeated

Jabberwocky, causing serious mayhem.

really thats your code name?

The Big Bad Wolf is asking for my help? The Devil must have his long underwear on today.

Pfefferkuchenhaus

Oh really? How about Ms. Longdon, who swore her toilet was haunted?" said Sabrina.

In most towns, the police do not rely on an old woman, two kids, and a sleepy dog to solve crimes

That woman is hiding something!" she said. "You think everyone's hiding something." "And you would hug the devil if he gave you cookies.

came out to this site and do you know what I heard?" There was a brief silence and then a loud, squeaky fart. Sabrina turned and saw Puck fall over with laughter. For once, one of his childish pranks was well timed.

Sabrina shook off her surprise and together they took turns kicking the stranger.

You want me to be your boyfriend, don't you?" Puck taunted. His wings suddenly popped out of his back and he swooped over to Sabrina. Before she knew how to react, the boy kissed her on the lips. A million thoughts ran through Sabrina's head at once. Puck was annoying. He had dumped her in vats of disgusting glop. He'd put creepy crawlers in her bed. But the most awful thought of them all was the one about the kiss—it was nice.

The only bad ideas are the ones never tried," Puck

Wendell turned to the chalkboard and wrote I AM A WORTHLESS FAT-BODY.

Mr. and Mrs. Johnson handcuffed us to a radiator!" Sabrina cried.

There, snug as a bug in a rug!" the old woman hollered. "I love dolphins, too!" Daphne exclaimed. "Not since I hurt my toes!" Mrs. Grimm shouted.

Listen Relda, stop meddling in our affairs or you're going to regret it," said the mayor. "If you don't want me meddling, then you must really do a better job of covering up your mistakes.

Daphne stopped and turned to the injured man. "I like my outfit," she said and stuck her tongue out. Mr. Applebee stuck his tongue out, too, and the little girl stomped out of the room.

There's something horrible in the toilet!" Daphne shouted. "Yeah, I think I forgot to flush," Puck said. "Not that! A little man," Granny Relda said. "Oh," Puck said. "That's just Seamus.

THERE WILL BE DAYS WHEN LIFE SEEMS HARD, WHEN THE BULLIES CORNER YOU OR HURT YOUR HEART, BUT THOSE DAYS WON'T LAST. THEY CAN'T LAST. SOME DAY SOON THE WORLD WILL LOOK FRESH AND FULL OF POSSIBILITIES AND YOUR DAYS OF BEING PICKED ON WILL END— JUST LIKE THIS STORY. AND THAT, MY FRIENDS, IS WHEN YOUR REAL STORY WILL TRULY BEGIN. I PROMISE.

I hear noises coming from his mouth but they don't sound like words," Daphne said.

But most disturbing were his eyes, as they changed into an achingly bright blue color. The same color Canis's eyes were in the picture Sabrina had found of her family.

As far as Sabrina could tell, the only crop this town grew was mud.

THEY'RE NOT DOLLS. THEY'RE ACTION FIGURES!