Quotes from Michael Buckley

That is, after I've eaten all the juicy parts.

Iiiiiiiidoooooghwannnnagiiiiiiiitupppffff," the little girl grumbled.

Granny, we're not going to make it!" Sabrina shouted, battling the roaring engine to be heard. "I love pancakes, too," the old woman shouted back. I hate this car, Sabrina thought to herself.

old woman said just as the machine let out a loud honking sound that could only be described as a fart. "Just as I thought, it's from a giant beanstalk.

The little girl in the red cloak who had taken her parents was Little Red Riding Hood!

the old woman said just as the machine let out a loud honking sound that could only be described as a fart.

bewildered and betrayed.