Quotes from Michael Buckley

Sabrina?" "Daphne! Are you okay?" "Yes. Sabrina?" "What?" "I hate you!" the little girl screamed.

Being very strange kept people away. And if people stayed away, you could never disappoint them.

The library spilled onto the floor and into the other rooms. Some books held up wobbly tables, others were literally swept under the rug. Sabrina had once found a book inside the toilet tank.

I'm the smartest person I know and I've never read a book in my life.

Puck was a genuine pain in the butt, but he had powers and those powers made him useful.

You are a terrible human being," Daphne croaked. "Woof!" the dog agreed.

I was tired of losing things. No, not losing, having things taken from me. I couldn't handle any more of the universe's thievery. — Lyric

Welcome to the party," I say to them as more and more people gather to watch. "I'm telling my friends here that we have to fight together. We have to look after one another. This is about the end of the world, and we have to put aside our hate and fear of one another. If we can't learn to stand together by tomorrow, we'll all be lying together dead." — Lyric

I look around at the beach where I grew up. This is where everything changed for me. I was just a girl who happened to witness the arrival of a strange race of people from under the sea. One of them was the most beautiful person I ever met. He walked out of the ocean and changed my life forever. — Lyric

Does the prisoner have any final words?" Canis looked out at the crowd and laughed. "What's so funny, mongrel?" Heart shouted. "Look at all the monsters," he said.

1. The seven dwarfs make an agreement with Snow White allowing her to stay with them if in return she will do what? a. stand around looking pretty b. teach them how to wash all the dust off their mining clothes c. cook, clean, and keep house d. accompany them to the mines every day and sing while they work.

2. At the very end of Little Red Riding Hood, the wolf's stomach is filled with a. Granny's famous chicken wings b. Granny c. absolutely nothing

3. Before the Queen guesses Rumplestiltskin's real name, she guesses two others, including a. Harry b. Joshua c. Jack d. Prince Charming

4. The Evil Sorceress who finds Hansel and Gretel plans to a. feed them her leftovers forever b. make them clean her house all day long c. hold them hostage until their parents pay for them d. eat them

The Three isn't a person, they're a coven of witches; Glinda the Good Witch of the North, Morgan Le Fay, and the gingerbread house witch, Frau Pfefferkuchenhaus.

5. Rapunzel is raised by an evil enchantress to punish her parents for a. exiling the enchantress from their kingdom b. stealing some plants from the enchantress's garden c. having the fairest daughter in all the land d. not taking their daughter to get a haircut when she clearly needs one

It's because we know that what the popular kids have to offer the world is so tiny and unimportant compared to what the nerds will do. The dorks, dweebs, goobers, and spazzes that you picked on are the ones who will grow up to discover the vaccines, write the great novels, push the boundaries of science and technology, and invent things that make people healthier and happier.

The guy who scrapes boogers off the bottoms of movie theater seats Which

drippings onto a skillet, which triggered

You'll never get over your need until you can walk away from it on your own.

The more the girls heard, the more it became clear that Uncle Jake and their straight-laced father had been first-class juvenile delinquents.

be a dead fool. She braced for the crash, sad that her brother and parents would never know what happened

Very well. I'm confident Papa told you about our missed connection aboard the Grimm vessel." "What's a vessel?" Daphne asked. "The layman calls it a boat," Pinocchio explained. "What's a layman?" Daphne asked. "Oh dear. The schools in this town are failing the youth," Pinocchio said.

The girl laughed. "I'm Bella," she said.