Quotes from KEN ALSTAD

A man who ain't got ideas of his own should be mighty careful who he borrows 'em from.

A blind horse kin see just as well from either end.

Lightning does the work; thunder takes the credit.

Women have more fun because there's more things forbidden to them.

The saloon keeper loves a drunk, but not as a son-in-law.

There's no room at the chuck wagon for a quitter's blankets.

An old timer is a man who's had a lot of interesting experiences -- some of them true.

Wild oats make a mighty poor breakfast.

Shallow rivers and shallow minds freeze first.

Too little temptation can lead to virtue.

Make good or make tracks.

When things don't please you, the best medicine is to swallow a little tincture of time.

You can't tell a horse's gait till she's broke.

Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.

Lonesome creates diseases that friendship cures.

Sweat never drowned no one.

Kickin' a man when he's down sometimes is the only way to make him get up.

Most folks are just about as happy as they've made up their minds to be.

A heavy saddlebag makes a light heart.

Some men think the sun comes up just to hear them crow.

It's harder to make a banker out of a hoss thief than a hoss thief out of a banker.

Never gamble with a man who knows both sides of the cards.

Weigh words, don't count 'em.

Teeth and memory weaken with age.