Quotes from Ralphie May

I've never seen myself as a victim because of my physicality. If I did play that game, I wouldn't be the comedian that I am.

My father passed on one important piece of relationship advice before he died. He said son, in a relationship you can either be right or you can be happy. Youll soon find out that you dont care that much about being right.

My name is Ralphie. How many Ralphie's do you know? It's unique.

I wouldn't want my comedy show to hurt anybody. I'm not Donald Trump.

The people I make fun of most are white people. They're the dumbest ones. They really are.

I've been called a race traitor, prejudiced about white people. It's ridiculous... I have a really, really diverse crowd. Most comedy clubs appeal to white audiences. I have a very mixed crowd. I have a lot of visibility in the black audience.