Quotes from Carlos Mencia

I don't think Latino; I think like me. If that happens to be Latino, then I guess that's me. But it doesn't affect my comedy in any way.

People that love me, love me. But the people that hate me really hate me.

Like my father I, too, was born in Central America - Nebraska.

My brain is very simple. Like when you break everything down. I see things in a simple way. And that simplicity for some reason becomes funny to other people because they don't look at it that way.

Race makes things funny. A black guy driving in NASCAR: not funny. A black guy driving a car sponsored by Tide: not funny. A black guy driving a car sponsored by Aunt Jemima: hilarious.

If your gonna drop out of school / tough grades are not your goal / then change your name to Candy and learn to work a pole.