Quotes from Will Rogers

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back!

Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.

The whole thing about the women is, they lust to be misunderstood.

Lord, let me live until I die.

Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.