Quotes from Greg Behrendt

I'm tired of seeing great women in bullshit relationships.

He doesn't have to love your CD collection. He doesn't have to love your shoes. But any good, mature guy better make an attempt to love your friends and family—especially when they're great.

Being brokenhearted is like having broken ribs. On the outside it looks like nothing's wrong, but every breath hurts.

We're taught that in life, we should try to look on the bright side. Not in this case. In this case, assume rejection first. Assume you're the rule, not the exception. It's liberating. But we also know it's not an easy concept. -He's not just into you

The quickest way to rectify that mistake (choosing the wrong person) is by learning from that, moving on, and choosing much more wisely in the future.

If you can find him, then he can find you. If he wants to find you, he will.

he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you.

Don't you want the guy who'll forget about all the other things in his life before he forgets about you?

Don't waste the pretty

If a man is really into you, nothing will stop him from being with you - including a fear of intimacy.

Be yourself. If something you do doesn't work, don't do it the next time. Listen to yourself - you know what appropriate behavior is.

Most authors writing books like 'He's Just Not That Into You' dream of doing what I was being asked to do. I didn't like it. I'm good at giving advice, but doing it on TV and radio felt wrong, and when people resisted my point of view, I was like, 'Why am I doing this? This was not the plan.' So I stopped. It didn't make me feel good.

The pain of being in a bad relationship is confusing. When it's over – it's over. No more confusion!

Cheaters are people who have a lot of stuff to work out, and they're working it out on your time and with your heart.

Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.)

If you date, you will meet your share of weirdos and jerks. That is as sure as death and taxes.