Quotes from Laura Schlessinger

Once the kids are in school, it's amazing what you can do.

There are so many responsible, nice, kind guys out there. Why marry a fixer-upper?

Behavior is a symptom. If you look at it like a problem, you're just going to make a judgment. If you look at like a symptom, you can do something about it.

There's no battered woman alive who didn't know in advance that the man was bad.

Why should a man say what he feels, when a women is going to ignore what he says?

Listen carefully, because I don't repeat myself - and if I do, I get testy.

If you want a weak man, you might as well marry a woman.

Would you stop hoping? Hope is just postponed disappointment.

If you think positively instead of negatively, you'll behave better and you'll feel better.

Women seem not to understand, or underestimate, the profound power they have over their husbands.

Don't put your nose into somebody else's laundry, if you are not willing to fold your own.

Boys are slobs... One reason is that mothers let them get away with it. Mothers are notorious for spoiling male children.

Marriage is not just about love and living together. It's much more complicated, especially when you are going to be making a family.

You have the power. You are the magic wand.

Do not blame God for your stupid decisions.

You don't need to make your heart and your head agree. Let your head make the decision, your heart will catch up eventually.

In the history of humanity, women have never been as oppressed as they are right now. Men can make babies with us and then walk away.

It's not the worst thing in the world to look different from everyone else.

Never ask anyone if you should do something, if ultimately you are afraid to do it. You'll save yourself a lot of trouble.

You guys on the white horses keep trying to save women in distress, not realizing you just end up with a distressed woman.

Too many people make the past their identity and spend the rest of their lives accumulating sympathy for their past pain.

Frankly, too many women treat their husbands as accessories instead of priorities.

When a man marries he takes a bigger risk than the woman, because she can march out with his kids, his money, his home, and his dog.

Having a sense of purpose in life is the best way to avoid dispair.