Quotes from Laura Schlessinger

I know I'm right, and I know you're wrong.

If there's an award for best mother-in-law in the universe, in the future, when my son gets married, I will win that award.

I haven't yelled at anybody today. It's been a slow day.

Stop saying "right" to me. I'm starting to feel hostile.

A lot of people do what we call neurotic things in order to repair their childhood.

There's no point feeling angry at a drunk.

For a long time, I was a career woman and that was it.

When you live in a condo complex with people next door, I don't know how you can be dead for four months without anybody noticing you not coming and going.

I want to be able to say what's on my mind and in my heart and what I think is helpful and useful without somebody getting angry, some special interest group deciding this is the time to silence a voice of dissent and attack affiliates, attack sponsors. I'm sort of done with that.

We can be negative and cynical or we can be charged and hot wored to find a way through it, over it, around it under it.

Values are principles and ideas that bring meaning to the seemingly mundane experience of life. A meaningful life that ultimately brings happiness and pride requires you to respond to temptations as well as challenges with honor, dignity, and courage.

It amazes me that talking about traditional values is controversial, but it seems to be.

Arguing with a man doesn't work.

We all do stupid things.

Gay activists claim that because I don't subscribe to their political agenda, I am a homophobe, meaning I have a mental disorder - because that is what phobias are.

There are so many ways to talk with the people who appreciate my help.

When you're the victim of the behavior, it's black and white; when you're the perpetrator, there are a million shades of gray.

We, as human beings, should wish to be loved and embraced for our character, respected and relied on for our courage, and trusted for our conscience.

People with integrity do what they say they are going to do. Others have excuses.

My mother isolated herself from all family and friends for some 20 years. And never met her grandchild, my son.

So it is the fear, weakness, selfishness, and cowardice of onlookers that permit evil behavior to persist.