Quotes from Laura Schlessinger

Only good people feel guilt.

Decent responsible parents are a royal pain- that's how you know when you have them [such parents].

Guys behave like they're naive, but they're not stupid. They know what's going on.

Never miss an opportunity to look like a nice guy.

You'd be amazed at how much power women have over men - and the basic control is nagging... Men are very simple creatures, like puppies.

As women go, so goes civilization.

Research indicates that most women want their man to earn more than they do.

It is typical of women to fester and ferment over disappointments, slights, annoyances, angers, etc.

A lot of what children's hurt feelings are about is how the parents react.

When we're hurting, it does not give us a license to hurt others.

People who have "their own issues" often don't stand back and look at the big picture- they're too busy orchestrating their own issues.

There's no reason to yell at anybody.

When you're around people, act like you like them.

Most people are weak and frightened, and run from anything which could be upsetting. Most people, also, are takers and not givers.

You can rescue a woman from a dragon - because you can go slay the dragon - but you can't rescue a woman from herself.

Controlling mothers do not pass the baton to their son's new wife.

It's a tough world out there, and women can't afford to be weenies.

Don't underestimate how fine you are.

There is no unconditional love in the universe.

If your life is going to be dictated by what's comfortable, your life will stink.

I'm not good at debating - I'm much better at pontificating.

Women have to be controlled- we're just too emotional.

Other people do not owe me their availability.

Did you hear what I said? It was very profound.