Quotes from Laura Schlessinger

A lot of what children go through is because you adults don't carry the burden yourself.

Nothing is irresistible. There is no feeling that is irresistible.

Some women are like elephants. I don't mean size, I mean they never forget.

I spent two yours of my life being anorexic, but I would never dream of throwing up - my God!

Sometimes guys avoid things they don't know how to do well.

That's your life. Get used to it. Don't get mad at me- you married him.

There's no point in arguing with me- in my mind, I'm always right.

There's no point dating a guy who can't support a family.

Going into therapy doesn't guarantee poop on toast.

There's nothing wrong with blame, if blame is due.

Make believe I'm right.

My way of thinking is better than yours.

You can't marry boys and expect them to be men - and you can't massage them into being men.

Children have no reasonable assumption of privacy while they are minors in their parent's home.

Isn't it nice to know that you can put a worm on your hook and get a fish all charged up?

Don't talk over me, don't argue with me, just listen.

Promises made out of ignorance should not be kept.

If someone has a boy who gets to age 18 without something [a bone] being fractured, that kid has been overly controlled.

It doesn't matter what you say [to me] after "even though". I never change my mind. Give it up.

The primary concern of the human animal is to avoid rejection and abandonment.

The worst thing is the world is a defensive my-kid-can't-do-anything-wrong parent.

I'm very fond of food. I get hungry, and I like to eat almost all the time.

There is no such thing in life as no pain and no disappointment.

I'm so happy, I can hardly spit.