Quotes from Billy Crystal

My older brother Joel became an art teacher my brother Rip ultimately became a television producer and singer and actor himself.

There are all these things I want to accomplish. We never know how long we're going to get.

I have to admit, I was a little bit of a misfit.

When I was about 21 and just about to get out of college at NYU, Vietnam was raging, and I was a frustrated musician for a little bit.

I've said, I never thought I rebelled. I never - I don't think I've ever had that period. You know, I just had to do what I had to do. You know, I was a good kid.

I've never looked at - with the exception of little snippets - very much of anything I've done in the last 15, 20 years.

I'm proud that I have done so many different kinds of things and maintained an amazing family. And I think that's the joy: that I've been able to have everything.

It's money. I remember it from when I was single

To me, little Mike Wazowski is one of the best characters I ever got to play because he was funny. He was outrageous. He got angry. He was romantic. He was a full, well-rounded character.

Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.