Quotes from Kinky Friedman

I'm going to lower the drinking age to eighteen. If you're old enough to die in Iraq, you're old enough to drink.

I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.

You struggle with your demons and you conquer them.

I've achieved many of my dreams, and I want to see that some others get a chance to, especially younger Texans.

The reason educational spending in Texas is so low is because you don't have a state tax there, and that's why Texas is big growth because you don't tax people to death.

We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.

This system is really broken. No Child Left Behind has really failed and the only way to solve education is to leave one governor behind.

My goal as a young man, to be fat, famous and financially fixed by 50.