Quotes from Derek Landy

Valkyrie was thankful Fletcher was around. Finally, somebody who knew even less than she did.

Valkyrie dried her hands. "I'm not going to die anytime soon, Clarabelle." "I like your coat by the way." "Thanks." "It's a little small for you though." "Yeah." "Can I have it when you're dead?

Wreath frowned. "Billy-Ray Sanguine? What would he want with a Soul Catcher?" "This is just a guess," Skulduggery said, "but maybe he wants to use it to catch a soul.

I think I have some leftover pizza from when you were last here." "That was two weeks ago." "You think it's gone off?" "I think it's walked off.

Darquesse is the sorcerer who destroys the world," Finbar said. "And I mean she levels it. I've seen cities flattened, like a nuke had gone off. Everything's burning. I see little snippets as it happens. This woman in black... Mevolent was nothing compared to this kind of evil.

Skulduggery shrugged. "When in doubt, wear a hat, that's what I always say.

A theory is the academic equivalent of a guess. - Gordon

Once again, events beyond her control had dragged her into the middle of things. China was not impressed.

You killed the teleporters." - Valkyrie "I did." - Paddy "You are Batu." "I am... Sorcerers would tell me their biggest secrets - do you know why? Because I'm a mere mortal. Because they're far too arrogant to think that a mortal could pose a threat to gods like them.

What is it with you women? You come into out lives, you take everythin'! Throughtout the years you got little peces of me, of my very soul, and now? Now you got my damn straight razor! How am I supposed to kill people? How am I supposed to even shave? - Billy-Ray Sanguine

Before her mum could start crying, Valkyrie's dad stood up. He cleared his throat, pondered a bit, and then began. "It is no secret that I always wanted a son.

I don't know you," Gallow said. "I've just met you. Already I want to hurt you.

Have you ever heard of Remnants? - Skulduggery

I'm traumatized. My life flashed before my eyes. You're life in re-runs would traumatize anyone. You're fine.

Omen nodded. "I can do that." Colleen pressed the stop button and the tram slowed. Before she stepped off, she turned to him and said, "Help us, Omen-one-Kenobi. You're our only hope. And then she was gone. He'd been star Wars-ed.

As a wise man once said—" "You, right?" "—never underestimate a heart of evil—" "I bet it was you." "—for in that heart you can—" "It was you, wasn't it?" "Yes, it was me,

She wasn't going to let the voice win today. She wasn't going to let all those bad feelings come crashing down on her, like they had so many times in the past. She was getting better.

I have faith," Tanith said. "As do I," said Ghastly. Valkyrie smiled at them gratefully. "So you think the plan will work?" "God, no," said Ghastly. "Sorry, Val," said Tanith.

Hail, Satan," Valkyrie added, just to be in with the cool kids. "Midnight is almost upon us!" said the Master, summoning fire into his hand and passing it over the candelabrum, lighting each wick. "Why does this girl still live? Kill her! Deliver her soul to the Dark Lord!" "Voldemort?" Valkyrie asked, frowning. The

They lifted up and drifted beyond the ledge, the world opening up beneath them.

The thought has occurred to me that maybe you'll only start flying when you absolutely need to,

Come and have a go if you think your hard enough Tanith Low

By the way, dressing head to toe in black is not the best camouflage when you're in the snow." "Says the man in the navy-blue suit." "Ah, but all I have to do is remove my hat and my head blends into the background." "So then it looks like there's a navy-blue suit running around on its own, which is way less suspicious.

It wouldn't be imminent death, though, would it? You'd catch me. There's no threat there. You'd save me because saving me is what you do, just like saving you is what I do. The only thing that dropping me would accomplish is to annoy the hell out of me.