Quotes from Ashleigh Brilliant

If you can't go where people are happier, try to make people happier where you are.

There's so much to learn and so much of it not worth learning.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

My social life is much better, since I stopped spending it with other people.

My cat knows the meaning of life, but has no interest in sharing the secret.

My life has a superb cast, but I cannot figure out the plot.

The longer I live, the less chance I'll ever recover from what life keeps doing to me.

It's good to know that if I behave strangely enough, society will take full responsibility for me.

Forgive me now - tomorrow I may no longer feel guilty.

Life is too important to be taken as a joke, but too ridiculous to be taken seriously.

My life so far has been a long series of things I wasn't ready for.

At any moment, I could start being a better person...but which moment should I choose?

You have a right to enjoy life, but only on your own time.

I try to take it one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.

Success for some people, depends on becoming well-known, for others it depends on never being found out.

Life can be very deep, but I'm trying to stay at the shallow end.

The closest you will ever come in this life to an orderly universe is a good library.

As long as I have you there is just one other thing I'll always need - tremendous self control.

My life has been greatly influenced by many books which I have never read.

I can no longer face life, so I've decided to go through the rest of it backwards.

Life is the only game in which the object of the game is to learn the rules.

My success lies in having achieved a record numbers of failures.

The truly successful teacher is the one you will never need again.