Quotes from Ashleigh Brilliant

I don't have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem.

My play was a complete success. The audience was a failure.

If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.

For some strange reason, no matter where I go, the place is always called "here".

According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.

Instead of past, present and future, I'd prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.

Nothing we do can change the past, but everything we do changes the future.

The longer I live, the less future there is to worry about.

A good friend is worth pursuing... but why would a good friend be running away?

The difference between friendship and love is how much you can hurt each other