Quotes from Ashleigh Brilliant

My life is a performance for which I was never given any chance to rehearse.

My main object in life is to see what will happen next.

Even a meaningless life may contain many good breakfasts.

My life shows a clear pattern of total unpredictability.

Even when I'm happy and successful, life still goes on.

All I ask of Life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own importance.

Life is not a problem - Life is the closest God has yet come to a solution.

Why am I so often at the mercy of those who don't deserve to control my life?

I try to take life as it comes, and just hope it keeps coming.

Life is an incurable condition: the only known treatment is to try to keep the patient comfortable.

I could live a better life if I had a better mind and a better body

Inform all the troops that communications have completely broken down.

It's good to have some certainty in life, even if it's only that I'm in deep trouble.

Is there life in other families?

My object is to save the world, while still leading a pleasant life.

Life is a process of losing our illusions, until we finally lose the illusion that we're alive.

My computer must be broken: whenever I ask a wrong question, it gives a wrong answer.

The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering!

I was unemployed for a long time, but I couldn't adjust to the hours.

My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot.

The most exciting place to discover talent is in yourself

My play was a complete success. The audience was a failure.

I'm not yet desperate enough to do anything about the conditions that are making me desperate

Try to relax and enjoy the crisis.