Quotes from Ashleigh Brilliant

It's not easy taking my problems one at a time when they refuse to get in line.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target

It's human to make mistakes and some of us are more human than others.

I don't understand you. You don't understand me. What else do we have in common?

Not being able to do everything is no excuse for not doing everything you can.

The difference between friendship and love is how much you can hurt each other.

According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.

Nothing we do can change the past, but everything we do changes the future.

I wouldn't have seen it if I hadn't believed it.

All I want is a little more than I'll ever get.

All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power.

I don't have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem.

Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story

I can do only one thing at a time, but I can avoid doing many things simultaneously.

It can take a surprisingly long time to get from one part of my mind to another.

What should I do if my problems aren't all solved by the time I die?

When you plan a journey from your mind into mine, remember to allow for the time difference.

Time will end all my troubles, but I don't always approve of Time's methods.

Isn't it a coincidence that you and I are both alive at the same time?

Every time I do it at least proves I can still do it.

Before i knew the best part of my life had come ,it had gone....

My life has a superb cast, but I can't figure out the plot.

No man is an island, but some of us are long peninsulas.

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right