Quotes from Charles M. Schulz

I think I know what's wrong with you... Walk up onto that pitcher's mound... Does your stomach hurt now?" "Yes! Ow! Ooo! Yes!" "All right, now come down off the mound... There... Has it stopped hurting?" "Yes... Yes, I think it has!" "There's your trouble... Five cents, please!

a little offending never hurt anybody

We all need someone to kiss us goodbye

A watched supper dish never fills!

All of earth's creatures have, hidden within their beings, a wild uncontrollable urge to punt!

Ten milligrams equals one centigram. Ten decigrams equals one gram. Ten grams equals one grampa." "Keep going... I can hardly wait to see what comes next...

That has to be the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me in my whole life.

You sold out! We elected you, and you sold out! The next time we have an election, I think everyone should vote for himself. Or we might just as well vote for Charlie Brown! Yes, next year we may even say, 'You're elected, Charlie Brown!

Sometimes I ask myself questions... Sometimes I ask myself, is this your real life or is this just a pilot film? Is my life a thirty-nine week series or is it a special?" "Whatever it is, your ratings are down... Five cents, please!

Hello? Oh, nothing... Just sort of hanging around... My brother? He's right here... He's reading... He's always reading... He has no life of his own, and he's a very boring person so he reads a lot... What's he reading? I don't know... She wants to know what you're reading..." "How to survive living in the same family with an annoying sister." "Ivanhoe.

More health tips: Eat lots of fruits and vegetables. Get plenty of rest. And learn to duck.

What in the world is the matter with you ?!" "I'm a new feminist!

Well from now on, Linus think for yourself... Don't take any advice from anyone!

like a ten-speed bike,most of us have gears we don't use.

Whenever the sun is shining, I feel obligated to play outside!

Charlie Brown: A penny! Rats! Why couldn't I have found a nickel? What good is a penny these days? Why do things like that always happen to me?! *walks off frustrated* Lucy: Gee, he found a penny! Why don't things like that ever happen to me?

How do we know where we're going? Follow the moon! Remember, the moon is always over Hollywood, and Needles isn't far from Hollywood.

Here's Joe Cool hanging around the student union

There's our excuse... we'll blame everything on the round-headed kid!

Don't sit there watching TV without your glasses! Do you want to ruin your eyes?!" "My opthalmologist says that not wearing glasses cannot hurt the eyes even if those glasses are badly needed for adequate vision." "What does your opthalmologist think of the foreign situation?

Life has its sunshine and its rain, sir... its days and its nights... its peaks and its valleys...

It's your money or you'll be wearing cement shoes - Peppermint Patty

Hello, Sally? Let me talk to Chuck, will you?" "I think he's lost in the woods." "I know what you mean, but let me talk to him, will you?

Shermy: Men are better than women! Patty: They are not!! Shermy: Washington was a man! Jefferson was a man! Lincoln was a man! Patty: Your mother is a woman!! Shermy: You got me!